Romy Fenninger is a blonde, the kind we pine for, as in she makes our penises reach for the sky like a mature hardwood tree. The trouble is, she’s only been in one movie, and that movie doesn’t even let her get naked. What a wasted opportunity. It’s one we hope will be rectified in the near future, but until then all we have is the German comedy Agnes and His Brothers (2004). It’s the story of three very different brothers, all searching for happiness. The brother named Hans-Jörg is a sex-addicted librarian, whose interest in young students leads him to peek in on Romy as she uses the toilet. Okay, no skin, but a hot enough premise to help us masturbate. We got that, for now, but we’re keeping an eye peeled on you, Romy, for when you do finally peel.
